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June 12, 2008

"I'd Totally Do Your Mama"

The Stranger recently re-ran this hysterical "guest column" from 2006 by "Barack Obama", called "I'd Totally Do Your Mama":

For years, I've heard people talk about your mama, and everything that's been said has been negative. Judging from what I've heard, I expected her to be a monster - so fat that her favorite food is seconds, so ugly they filmed Gorillas In The Mist in her shower, so nasty she made Right Guard turn left.

It gives me the giggles, and sounds very much like The Onion's "Smoove B" (greatest hit: "Bring It On").

Enjoy.

Posted by Gavin Shearer at June 12, 2008 6:09 AM. Posted to Cool.

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